Steroids = Fun Baseball

Barry Bonds. Hall of Fame. What are we even doing anymore???? How can a guy who has the homerun record, almost 3,000 hits, and over 500 SBs not be in the Hall of Fame.

“He cheated”

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Fuck off.

Roger Clemens. Andy Pettite. Mark McGwire. Sammy Sosa. Jose Canseco. Jason and Jeremy Giambi. Gary Sheffield. Manny Ramirez. Most of these guys were studs. All of these guys used steroids. None of them as close to the talent and skill level as Bonds.

“But none of these guys should be allowed in the Hall of Fame.”

Barry Bonds never tested positive for PEDs. Oh, it also was not on the banned substance list until 1991 and was not even tested for until 2003…. So for the last five years of his career when they tested for the substance, he never tested positive. Injured for one of those years so the other 4 years combined he hit .313 and averaged 36 homeruns… not bad for an old man

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Meanwhile… Jeff Bagwell who was speculated to have used steroids just based on the time period… because almost every player was using them!!! But he never tested positive… so yeah he can go in the Hall of Fame. Uh MLB??? Total bullshit. Solid player, yes. All-star, some years. Hall of Fame, no. Barry Bonds won 7 MVPs. Fucking 7. This pisses me off so much. Everyone knew they were taking steroids, it was obvious. Just look at pictures of Bonds, McGwire, all of those guys at the start of their career and then the end.

Whatever. But Barry Bonds is a Hall of Famer and if he never gets on, it’s a shame on baseball and an asterisk against the Hall of Fame’s credibility.

Roll damn Tide.

Are the Cardinals Back?

Fucking finally ladies and gentlemen: the St. Louis Cardinals have the best third baseman in the league now. Nolan. Fucking. Arenado. It’s been two or three years now since they got Paul Goldschmidt and it has been a long ass couple of years. Yes I know they made the playoffs. Who gives a shit. The goal is to win the World Series, everything else is a failure. And they only made the playoffs because the NL Central is so bad. The Reds and Brewers somehow get hyped up every other year but they always suck. The Cubs are the Cubs and then there is the Pirates. So the Cardinals are +160 to win the division and that should be guaranteed money.

But the Redbirds are +1200 to win the National League and +2400 to win it all….. umm they have a certified ace, two superstars, a solid looking bullpen but the starting pitching behind Flaherty… idk. Now if they go sign Trevor Bauer (he’s gonna make a lot of money somewhere) or even just re-sign Marcell Ozuna (oh fuck yeah) then they will be even more fun to watch and World Series contenders.

I don’t even know how I really feel about this team, but Vegas is not completely sold yet that is for sure. I am going to bet on them to make one or two more moves this offseason and taking the good guys to go back to to the World Series and pop some more champagne. I mean once Molina gets resigned and Pujols comes back via midseason trade, can history write itself any better than Molina, Pujols, and Waino all retiring as World Series Champs.

Well this turned into just me writing my hopes for the team…. that has never let me down before…. oh well. The best part of the last few seasons has been the rumors of getting some superstar and now it happened and I want more

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So here’s to the 2021 season happening and to our future World Series Champs.

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Roll damn tide.

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Goldynado.. no Goldnado.. Paulnado

Yes a “Paulnado” is about to rip thru the MLB. damn I like that